and yes i'm still running

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

(via tigerjpg)

thatlittleegyptologist:

janetfraiser:

naamahdarling:

imperfectlovesong:

feeling normal about this also

I was trying to see it in the arrangement of stars and galaxies, but it’s just. A fucking. It’s a fucking. Question mark. Floating in space. Not a constellation, just a floating goddamn question mark. I want to scream.

IT’S REAL

https://www.space.com/james-webb-space-telescope-question-mark-galaxy-photo

(via tennesseewillams)

commodorecliche:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

vergess:

moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties….

(via the-fastest-fan-alive)

transcreamo:

its jimmy’s world and we’re just eating it

(via sunhanded)

yeats-nana:

octoswan:

octoswan:

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

The Beaverton

Originally posted by teathattast

actually you know what, valid

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

(via rexbasileus)

itscolossal:

Jeff Rubio Chains Ceramic Beads and Childhood Memory in Giant Lizard Sculptures

(via foxes-jaw)

minilev:

(via nocrumbcoat)

prokopetz:

northerlygale:

general-thinks:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

that was the Devil

I mean they wanted rain

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

(via the-fastest-fan-alive)